McGoogahoosoft Space

April 5th, 2008

I was reading an article on CNET earlier about all the crazy new merge names they were coming up with to describe the landscape of the battle for Yahoo!, and the Lord of the Web and it gave me a headache. So I popped a couple of pills and decided that I like my name better since putting “Mc” in front of anything automatically makes it better.

Until Amazon and Apple jump into this ring I don’t see the big deal. Get Ebay into the Greatest Web Story Ever Told. I want to see ads for Reconciliation: Islam, Democracy and the Westy by Benazir Bhutto on every square inch of every web page I visit.

Yahoo! absorbing AOL. Microsoft bullying Yahoo! to sell. Google trying to scam a deal to get their ads run by Yahoo!. Throw MySpace to Microsoft. Raise them an Ebay. Call with an Amazon. Re-raise with a Facebook. Go All-in with Craigslist and let everyone get lucky with the King of the Hooker classifieds.

Just legalize online gambling already and give these guys something to really worry about.